Gondwana Dog-Man

Living
The Gondwana Dog-Man feeds from flowering micheal jordans which it fights over with the neighboring Zac Efrons.

They are in constant fear of 2012 as that is the day mayans come to tax them. Chuck Norris sees them as an endangered COCK! o sorry the computer has tourettes

The Albino Dog-Man
They were a beautiful race until Elliott pooped out pee

Subspecies
There lives a subspecies of Dog-Man that live in Michigan and constantly

come to Ohio to bark at cars and rip tires out off car.